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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

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Write your own news story for something that happened to you this past month... who, what, where, when, why



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LOCAL MAN BEAT THE ODDS...HAS NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH 23 YEAR OLD SON!

Long time resident Dan Felstead found himself in quite a dilemma when his son of 23 years actually asked his advice after years of being relegated to imbecile status. It seems that when his son turned 17, Mr. Felstead underwent radical personality changes...sudden stupidity, performing unbelievably embarrassing stunts in from of his son's friends and most of all...did not know who the band slipknot was.

After 6 years of depression and wallowing in his own ineptness, it seems this dark cloud has now been lifted.

He suddenly gained a new found respect with his son, some of his advice was found to be correct and his son's friends have finally accepted him again into the human race.

When asked how he drug himself out of the depths...Mr. Felstead just replied..."I don't think I changed at all...My son just grew up!"

Dan Felstead

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6 comments:

...... Bobbi said...

Extra, Extra, Read All About It ....


AP - Middle-aged wife and mother of 3 holds ex-husband and his family at gunpoint ....

A small town, Kentucky ... Mrs. Bobbi Boop is accused of holding her ex-husband and his family at gunpoint after the wedding reception of her oldest daughter, Princess Dawn. According to eyewitnesses, Boop had been severely stressed about the pending nuptials of her daughter, knowing she would have to spend most of the day and evening in the presence of her ex-husband, Ronald McDonald. Boop and McDonald went through a bitter and nasty divorce over 25 years ago, but they share two daughters, Princess Dawn and Princess Carolyn.

When police arrived at the scene, Boop's ex-family were corralled in a back room and made to strip down to their underwear while having a small handgun pointed at them. At one point, Boop is accused of throwing eggs from the refrigerator at each person, screaming, "Now you all have egg on your face."

Boop eventually surrendered her gun to her current husband, Mr. Boop. After an intensive police interrogation, Boop was bound in a straight jacket and carted off to Crackers & Liars Loony Bin. Her family denied all requests for an interview. The family of McDonald can be seen on the next addition of The Jerry Springer Show.



This has actually been my nightmare for the past few weeks, so if you get a phone call from me late at night on June 20th, I'll probably be looking for bail money ....

Dan Felstead said...

LOCAL MAN BEAT THE ODDS...HAS NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH 23 YEAR OLD SON!

Long time resident Dan Felstead found himself in quite a dilemma when his son of 23 years actually asked his advice after years of being relegated to imbecile status. It seems that when his son turned 17, Mr. Felstead underwent radical personality changes...sudden stupidity, performing unbelievably embarrassing stunts in from of his son's friends and most of all...did not know who the band slipknot was.

After 6 years of depression and wallowing in his own ineptness, it seems this dark cloud has now been lifted.

He suddenly gained a new found respect with his son, some of his advice was found to be correct and his son's friends have finally accepted him again into the human race.

When asked how he drug himself out of the depths...Mr. Felstead just replied..."I don't think I changed at all...My son just grew up!"

Dan

Dan Felstead said...

OH Boy!!! I think this is going to be a good one!

Dan

jblack designs said...

Summer Visitor Tackles the Town

Displaced Tar-Heeler Jennifer Black found her way to downtown Oakland and back via BART last Saturday and lived to tell the tale.

"It was harrowing," she gushed. "First my BART pass was de-magnitized, next the BART was late, and then, when I reached the bowels of the city, I had to choose from several different exits to get above ground. What was I to do?"

Black's experience on Texas highways served her well, she said, as she had prepared a note saying, "If you reach Franklin street, turn around. You're going the wrong way."

Fortunately, she found the stairway that led her straight to Broadway, turned right on 12th, and found her way to a guided tour at Preservation Park with ease--and time to spare.

This week she'll brave driving the roads to get to a tour of the waterfront and Jack London's Klondike cabin.

She's taking several boxes of matches just in case.

June Freaking Cleaver said...

Missouri Newlywed Plans Clandestine Meeting at Local Restaurant

St. Louis domestic goddess, June Freaking Cleaver, secretly met with her stepdaughters on Wednesday at a local eatery to discuss a Father's Day gift for her husband, and the father of the younger women, The Mister.

All three daughters showed up for the meeting, as well as Eli, a three year old grandson. The four women were seen laughing and whispering conspiratorially at a corner table.

When approached by reporters as they exited the Elephant Bar, the women had no comment.

June Freaking Cleaver said...

Dan,
Congrats! I loved yours! I hope the conversations continue.